Entertainment Perks of having your kid in Elementary School

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  1. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    MILFS

    Hot Teachers

    Geezus.
    At my boys lunch party day. Also take your kid to Lego show. MILFS galore.
    Thats what it's like here in San Diego. All of the MILFS wearing that LULU Lemon stuff.

    Obviously can't post pics.Sorry.
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    well what a waste of a fucking thread
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So what you're saying is every time you go to an elementary school you become aroused

    Okay
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    Shuli, Shili, are you listening man....Shili....You Fucking Dirtwad!!
     
  5. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Happy Thanksgiving! VIP

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    All the ones around here look like the fat chicks with spiral perms who work at gas stations. They wear shirts that look like scrubs and jeans. It's a disgrace.
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member Banned User

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    They saw you drooling and think you're a creep
     
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    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    Pedo alert! :nooo:
     
  8. Tovahund

    Tovahund Just a good dog.

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    Next time lil' nigga forgets his lunch and you have to drop it off, check it out.
     
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    oski Purveyor of the Obvious Gold

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    the teachers riiiggghhttt
     
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    GoshGeeGolly VIP Extreme Gold

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    When does that av go bye bye??
    or are you keeping it??
     
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    PSU Shower Room Well-Known Member

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    Noice. You and your son can start double dating.
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't even know where the fuck he goes
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    it could have this morning, but the pesky sharks had to win
     
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    GoshGeeGolly VIP Extreme Gold

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    oh. well, I hope things go better for you. have a good weekend! :)
     
  15. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you too :hug:
     
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    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Same here. We call that the "Pittsburgh mom" look around here. They all look like this

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    Sleep Bitch Sit Down. Be Humble.

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    lestanyonethink Hey, how do I know Connie? VIP

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    I know what you mean man! I was the only dad to attend the year end volunteers' breakfast. Philly suburbs is no SD but it was still sweet. My son's teacher has been described as a young Demi Moore.
    :dancin2:
     
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  20. yaddc

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    A puppy will do the same thing. The females love them.
     
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