Personal Massage - Stress Relief

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  1. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Lot of stress in the world today. Just a suggestion on my part to help with the situation.
    Is it just me or do most of these women seem to have issues in the neck area?
    And is the 12" model really necessary? I would think 4" is fine.

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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Oh my…Is that what its for??;)
     
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    "Stimulates circulation"
    "Deep Penetrating massage"
    "melt away tension"
    "blissful relaxation and total contentment"

    I never knew how much you ladies like your neck messaged.
     
  4. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    "Just twist the base and away she goes"
     
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    Five minutes does the job...:umm:
     
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  7. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    5 minutes? A very supple neck you must have.
    Bravo. You obviously invested in the "Deluxe 9.5" with variable speed". A known tension buster.
     
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    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    Batteries are For pussies:rolleyes:
     
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    so after a few years of dating my wife clued me in this is NOT a back massager.
     
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    I've been using mine all wrong.
     
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    I had a roomie/partner in crime/galpal that used to have a plug in variety "personal massager" that not only sounded like a belt sander when in use, it'd dim the lights. :eek:
     
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    What are you trying to say?
     
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    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    Why yes.......I can remember the Ol' "Facial Massager" Back when I was reading my Nana's "True Detective" Magazines back in the Sixties............
    Back page advertisments were LOADED with them...........
    "Mad Men" Even did a story with Peggy................
     
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    This is congruent to "42" for women.
     
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    dont follow u..?
     
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    ;)
     
  19. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Same thing here with college roommate. And she also had sex with countless guys just a few feet away from me. She was gross, but she took more showers than anyone I've ever known. She'd stand in our room naked as the day she was born for way too long before getting dressed and say things like "I don't want to smell like salmon!" while dumping copious amounts of baby power on her cooch.
     
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    I guess a personal massager is better than what the aristocrats used to use: a small dog and some peanut butter.
     
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