Jeanne Calment of France (1875â€“1997) lived 122 years. It was an enormously long life-span, but imagine two people having 122 year life-spans back-to-back from 2012. That brings you to 1768, when our country was still under British rule...just two (albeit mother-fucking long) lifetimes ago! Pretty freaky, huh? You may commence to beat me down in this thread, and move to more interesting ones with topics such as shit, racism, and cheeseburgers.