Pervy Neighbor

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  1. McLennison

    McLennison VIP Extreme Gold

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    Was sitting in my car. The guy across the street poked his head out between his hedges to look into the street. Then he goes to his mailbox in high heels and daisy dukes and no shirt! I didn't get out of my car so he never knew I saw him. He's a 50 something guy, married, two kids (grown now). Lived here 20 years and never ever saw anything like that from him. He and his wife are always friendly, say hi when you see them, had small talk often with them. Wow.

    He obviously scoped the area to see if no one was looking. But what a crazy chance he took and got caught. Probably wanted to get caught eventually? Or the urge was just too much and he didn't bother changing to get his mail?
     
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    Maybe he lost a bet :gayhand:
     
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    Probably having a better sex life than me
     
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    I hate everybody.
     
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    fuck him.

    (if you think he's cute)
     
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    you should've jumped out of the car and yelled surprise muthafucka!!
     
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    Was Beefus in the area when you saw her husband walking around like that?
     
  9. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Do you live next door to The Impractical Jokers?

    Larry!!!!!
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Did he look hot and pretty?
     
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    that suv looks like it has too many miles on it for my taste.
     
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    and I was hard cuz I had to piss
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    Your neighbor is @RH Goatcabin ??

    Nasty crossdressing faggot :puke:
     
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    that is hot
     
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    If you find this picture in your mailbox I would suggest calling an emergency Neighborhood Watch meeting.
    [​IMG]
     
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    My neighbor about ten houses down kids deal heroin with their blessing I'll trade Ya!
    Average house in my neighborhood is 600k, I have Porltand trail blazers here and we got an asshole,who lets his kids deal smack. Fucking a the dredges that come thru here. I am about ready to go Charles Bronson on them
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?
     
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    Was making out with the GF back when I was a kid in the old man's custom van with the curtains drawn. We were in a forest preserve parking lot.
    Saw a vehicle pull in right next to us. Peeked out the window to see a guy with a short hair cut, moustache and mirrored shades. We figured he was a cop so we hurried up to get dressed. He gets out of the car and is wearing a skirt and heels. We just cooled it for a few minutes till he left. We decided his name was Frank (Francis).
     
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