WTF Pet The Tiger, You Get The Fangs!

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  1. HS Cult Leader

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    Woman suffers severe hand injury after breaking into zoo, trying to pet tiger

    Published November 02, 2015

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    A woman was hospitalized early Sunday after she sneaked into Omaha's zoo and attempted to pet a tiger, authorities said.


    Police told the Omaha World-Herald, 33-year-old Jacqueline Eide was being treated at Creighton University Medical Center for a bite on her left hand. The paper reported that police didn't learn about what Eide had done until they were called to the hospital to handle a disturbance involving Eide.

    Authorities said Eide was acting aggressively toward hospital staff and showed signs of intoxication. Police cited Eide on suspicion of criminal trespass.

    Officials at the Henry Doorly Zoo &Aquarium told the paper they believed Eide was bitten by Mai, the zoo's 18-year-old Malayan tiger. Executive Director Dennis Pate said additional cameras were being installed to monitor the zoo's grounds and gates. Pate told the World-Herald the facility already has security staff on duty around the clock, as well as security cameras, path lighting, and computer-controlled locks to track exit and entry.

    Omaha Police spokesman James Shade said zoo officials were reviewing security video to determine how Eide got inside the gates and whether anyone else was involved. Police said the woman was taken to the hospital by a friend after she was bitten.
     
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    she shoulda stuck her head in there
     
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    "I just had to pet that beautiful tiger even at the risk of being mauled or killed"
     
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    save the kitties
     
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    How's her other hand? I've got a snake that could use a good petting. :mspin:
     
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    Hey-oooo
     
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    I saw this story yesterday. I'm guessing this chick has a previous offense and that's a mugshot on file. No way she's hammered drunk and looks like that after a Tiger bite.

    So I'm guessing this chick isn't just stupid... She's also trouble.
     
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    She should have just slept with a random guy at the bar like most drunk women
     
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    Not guilty
     
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    Were her boobs ok?
     
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    She didn't think so, but I knew the Tiger Wood.
     
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    She's lucky to be alive. If she would have been killed by the tiger, They would probably have the tiger be put down. Poor cat.
     
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    Not guilty, considering starting a GofundMe for her medical expenses.
     
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    petting a tiger is like messing with Larry inc. @LawyerLarry has ripped a mans arm off for waving at him in a in a effeminate manor. @ClintDagger needed be to stopped from choking the soul right out of a man by @tradioguy69 and @ShutUpSitDown cause the man was trying to breath his air. once @MrPPV tore a mans eye out cause he was looking at one of LL's belts. @EDDIEVRULZ owns a bunch of bars and he tills a tale about how he had this guy who would charge people to wrestle a grizzley bear @LawyerLarry showed up. lets just say he now has a new rug.
     
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    @SomerSky ???
     
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    They seem to look O.K.??

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    In this pic, she looks a little like Sterns daughter!

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