Pete Rose Quotes Artie Can Use While Making Love to his Russian Stripper

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Gunnar, Aug 7, 2012.

  1. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    I'd be willing to bet you, if I was a betting man, that I have never bet on baseball.

    See the ball hit the ball

    Never bet on baseball.

    I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball.

    With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions.

    I was born on the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank.

    It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

    Playing baseball for a living is like having a license to steal.

    I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and 4200 hits.

    I broke the record on Sept. 11 and I was born the day Lincoln was shot and the Titanic sank

    There is an old saying that money can't buy happiness. If it could, I would buy myself four hits every game.

    had I been an alcoholic or a drug addict, baseball would have suspended me for six weeks and paid for my rehabilitation

    When you play this game 20 years, go to bat 10,000 times, and get 3,000 hits, you know what that means? You've gone 0 for 7,000.

    G[SUP]u[/SUP]nn[SUP]a[/SUP]r,
     
  2. RODFROMBAYSIDE

    RODFROMBAYSIDE Well-Known Member

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    christ cracker Well-Known Member

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    i think you mean his hand they broke up
     
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  6. Gunnar

    Gunnar New Member Banned User

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    Nice work RfB!

    I see it went on Arties twitter feed today.

    That is not a photo-shopped head on Marci is it?

    Keep pushing on N&A for a paying job. You deserved it.

    Gunnar,