We, the undersigned, do hereby and forever, forthwith, and notwithstanding, do wholly swear to prohibit the use of the word "cuck" in all of its various iterations, to be uttered in written form upon this message board, unless given the express written consent of Major League Baseball. Those using the word, "cuck," shall be forced to accept the fact that they are using a totally fucked-out word that has been rendered completely meaningless by participants on said message board, and, going forward, because they are unable to form coherent arguments and use any other descriptive adjectives, will be known as "huckster cucksters" in perpetuity and shall be labeled as such on their avatars. If we get over 1,000 signatures, we can enact this law. It will also reverse Brexit. Thanks for your participation.