@@@ Petition to Obama to Remove Benjy from the Howard Stern Show @@@

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  1. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes, I know I'm a dumb Mexican :facepalm:


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    We petition the Obama administration to:

    Remove Benjy from the Howard Stern Show

    Benjy is a writer and in-studio personality on the SiriusXM Howard Stern Show. He is best known for not answering simple questions and steering conversations towards tangential topics. This deflection technique is known on the radio show as “The Benjy Vortex.”

    His inability to effectively communicate is not humorous (co-workers and fans universally agree) and his “shtick” usually halts any comedic impetus.

    We ask President Obama to listen to the Howard Stern Show for a few weeks and objectively assess Benjy’s role on the show. After which he should call into the show at 1-888-9ASSHOLE, tell Steve Brandano he wants to talk about how great AGT is, get through, and then tell Howard that he, the President of the United States, wants him to fire Benjy.



    Please get an account (real easy) and sign the petition: :facepalm:
    https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/remove-benjy-howard-stern-show/QFV5b5CQ
     
  2. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    we're at 3

    we need 99,997 more signatures....



    just sayin'


    :mexican:
     
  3. SternsEgo

    SternsEgo Well-Known Member

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    Isn't robin more annoying then benjy ? Actually isn't robin the most annoying, if anyone needs to get removed its her.
     
  4. killallposers

    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    does this mean the howard, robin, fred and gary petitions were all successful? because until then, benjy is a moot point.

    how many votes do you think we could get on a petition to have shuli put to death?
     
  5. Ophelia143

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    if benjy leaves anything that is remotely good listening these days will go too i think
     
  6. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    If you give this task to Obama, we will end up with higher taxes and 10x as many Benjys.
     
  7. Yeahnolisten

    Yeahnolisten Well-Known Member

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    Obama might just say "you need WAY more signatures than he has listeners - just give up, he sucks now no matter who is there".
     
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    That disgusting old cow Blobin has to go first.
    Then we kill Shuli.
    Then finally we can work on getting rid of Benji.
     
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    1Vegasgirl Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    This.
     
  10. MarvelComics85

    MarvelComics85 Well-Known Member

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    The fact you want to give this to Obama makes this post farcical.
     
  11. Phil A Sheo

    Phil A Sheo Well-Known Member

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    Herpes.com
     
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    AllAboutHim Ed #mypurpose VIP

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    I told you not to be stupid you moron.
     
  13. ElRexican

    ElRexican Well-Known Member VIP

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    j shmuck Well-Known Member

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    The fact that only 6 people have signed up is a pretty big indictment of the show. (I'm actually a Benjy fan but the petition is hilarious)

    Back in the 90s Stern fans got Man of the Year for Hank the Dwarf
     
  15. Roberticus

    Roberticus Well-Known Member

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    Aren't we better off if Benjy stays on the show?

    I had a chance to go off on a psycho coworker in a recent exit interview. I decided not to, figuring that she and the fucked-up company deserved each other, and I wanted her to stay and poison that place for as long as possible. Ditto Benjy and Howard. At least Benjy's ruining a show that I will never listen to again.