***!*!*!*!*!*!*Petition to Schloopy's dad***!*!*!*!*!*!*!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by walterHwhite, Jul 18, 2014.

  1. walterHwhite

    walterHwhite Heisenberg

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    Petition to have Schloopy's dad upgrade his current flip phone :oy2:

    Sign here

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    he's not going to fuck you dude. :coffee:
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You do realize that with a smartphone he can post MORE, right?
     
  4. Shivvy

    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    fuck off, steve
     
  5. Mack

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    It's Cookie that controls smoopy's phone situation. :giggle:
     
  6. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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  7. Mack

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    The other day I was at the mall with my family and they had a Radio Shack advertising Magic Jacks right next to a Zales. :jj:
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    :jj:
     
  9. Lemmy

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    I had a pretty magical jack this morning. :c
     
  10. Lemmy

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    The fuck is a magic jack :jj:
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Some internet phone scam.
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    This movie scare the fuck outta me when I was a kid......

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  14. Mack

    Mack Well-Known Member

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    Ask smoopy. When he used up all his mom's minutes trying to woo Lawsy, Cookie chewed his ass and he went out and bought one.

    And now it sits alone and unused in spare bedroom of shame and masturbation. :hhh:
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white.
     
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    He might o_O
     
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    Even your glasses are XL? :wtf:
     
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