Petunia's look of fear as Beth is grabbing her on the way to the Vet

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Bad Petunia!
     
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    This "Bad Petunia" stuff is insane (and so is Beef). That's a perfectly lovable cat that I would take into my house any time. If my Punkin would allow it, that is.:giggle:
     
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    Is he getting his spays?

    Will Beth find out today that petunio is a boy?

    Will that be her next book?

    "Bad petunio! I thought you were a girl. Bad bad bad kitty!"
     
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    Is Petunia receiving the death penalty for destroying the drapes, teaching Bob to do the same, and for multiple escapes from the Foster Room?

    Is Petunia going to "donate" her heart to Yoda so he can be magically healed in time for the book promotion?
     
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    Unless Petunia is being spayed/neutered, they need to have a mobile vet come in and check all of the kittens at once. It's insane to one by one port those kittens around.
     
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    Damn, you beat me to it. She's having a ghost writer (some 6 year old kid) write "Bad Petunia" for her.
     
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    The standard 1500 likes right off the bat. She is fucking dumb.
     
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    Guess it's getting declawed for messing with the drapes?
     
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    Has the big reveal happened yet? Has petunia been confirmed petunio?
     
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    The cat is thinking "just kill me now, this woman is crazy". Poor thing.
     
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    I see Howard is still in awe of photoshop filters:down:
     
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    I think if it turns out to be a boy she will never admit her stupid mistake and raise it as a girl and keep the official story going.
     
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    Bad Petunia! How dare you have a vagina and/or balls!
     
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    bethostern
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    Bob and Petunia. Big day for both! Spay and Neuter. #togetherforever
     
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    Like Beth's parents did with her?
     
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    What else does she have to do all day?
     
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    Bathe and not poop.
     
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    Exactly. Why not drive the gas guzzling limo a ton of times back and forth? Who needs the environment or cleaner air....
     
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    So no updates?

    I guess the vet is still looking for them pesky ovaries.