Phan Neepack: good OP or great OP?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    April fools! The answer is neither.
     
  2. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    I'm ambivalent as to Mr. Pack :coffee:
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    he has a colostomy bag that he cleans in the kitchen sink and his wife ran off with a reggie.
     
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    jdwhatever Fesh Gold

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    February 6 th
     
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    Big word^^
     
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    boon mult faggy beard bald motherfucker.
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    This explains a LOT
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and it's 100% true. normally i wouldn't bring up something so painful for someone in real life, but this guy's a real asshole.
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    How do we know this is true?
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it's been verified many times over.
     
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    i thought those were his good attributes.
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: don't forget that his asshole is sewn shut. that's his best quality.
     
  13. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Well either way thanks for your input. I was starting to think I was a bad person inside.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Phan, have you ever intentionally burped your bag in a coworker's face?
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    my understanding is that someone found the posting he made a while ago on a different, non-stern related forum, and they shared that information here. he gets so mad and denies it. he's a sewed shut asshole with a sewed shut asshole.
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    sewed asshole or not, dude is off

    no offense of course fanny
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I can confirm this. He got butt cancer and his asshole fell out like a rotten peach pit. Now he poops in a bag that he has to strap to his thigh and clean out in the kitchen sink. He's already run through three garbage disposals.
     
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    see?
     
  20. Harry Gibbs

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    the worst part was learning that his asshole was sewn shut. gross.