Phantom Poops

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  1. peterfonda

    peterfonda Well-Known Member

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    Anyone ever have one?

    I did this morning. Went to the can, dropped two bombs in the Porcelain Sea. Lifted off a few minutes later and surveyed the damage. There was nothing there, no evidence that the Bombs ever fell.

    What could have happened to them?
     
  2. Gretsch Man

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    Black hole.
     
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  3. EmperorsNewCaps

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    ...no.
     
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    Congrats, you just drowned two gerbils.
     
  5. Mr Fantastic

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    Reminds me of when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
     
  6. Gretsch Man

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    What happened when you wiped?
     
  7. slab0meat

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    That's funny... I remember that from a small jokebook, or something like that... listed different "shits" that happen, and the disappearing one was one of them.. I forget what they called it.

    But I have had that happen once or twice in my life.
     
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    :spit:


    Dunno turd burglars.... :umm:
     
  9. peterfonda

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    Good one, LOL
     
  10. GaryPuppet

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    I think you were a victim of a couple Butt Pirates.

    They swept in and made off with the loot, or in your case, the doot.
     
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    Ghost Poop?
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    :dontknow:
     
  14. Biffa Bacon

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    [​IMG]
     
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  15. reno

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    If you were drunk, maybe you pooped in the sink. Look there.
     
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    I saw this on an episode of "paranormal witness"
     
  18. reno

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    Maybe the poop was raptured.
     
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    Peek a poo?
     
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  20. Joe Bauers

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    It fell into the void area. evidently they were very heavy....:giggle:

    [​IMG]
     
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