Phantom Shits

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by DogStar69, Aug 27, 2015.

  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    Howard related because he does not deserve to smell my shit

    You ever take a nice crap and feel a biggie coming out and look and nothing's in the bowl?

    What's that about?
     
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    Honestly?

    No.

    What are you talking about?
     
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    EmperorsNewCaps Member

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    I relate more to Eddie Murphy's Richard Pyror-infused fecal humor.

     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member VIP

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    more wide than long
     
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    too much calcium.
     
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    " You don't take a shit, you leave a shit. That's the whole idea! To leave it!" ---George Carlin.
     
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    Uhhhhhh, [​IMG]
    I think you may either need to go to the E.R. or a shrink.
     
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    ClumpyStern HSS-clean since Dec 2011 VIP

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    No, but I'm guessing you might have a huge internal hemorrhoid or fistula or some shit.:D
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    check your ear?
    [​IMG]
     
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    Huh...never had the phantom experience.
     
  11. Afganistand

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    Somehow, I think that's better than going to crack off a big 'ol fart, and then realizing, it wasn't "just" a fart
     
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    I call em ghost shits.
    Usually because you wipe and there's no poop on the tp either.
    They're just so perfectly formed and compacted that they slip right down the toilet. :grad:
    I wish they could all be like that
     
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    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Don't you hate when they hit the water just right and your anal lips swallow the splash, only to spit it out again?
     
  14. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    The best shits are the bidet shits. The asshole is cleansed by the splashback of the shit dropping into the water. When the asshole is wiped, there is no shit on the toilet paper. Just shit water.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    Op, sorry to be the bearer of bad news.[​IMG]
     
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