Phil McKraken Was found Dead 2 days ago

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  1. sammyr134

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    I just got word that Phil was found dead. He died of natural causes. Now I
    kind of feel bad for busting his balls so much. I am trying to find out the funeral
    arrangements now. RIP you drunken mess :evilgrin3:
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    [TD="align: center"]In Memory Of Phil Georgi (The angry drunken fool) McKraken

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    This memorial website was created in the memory of Phil (The angry drunken fool) Georgi McKraken, born in Flint Michigan on the 3rd March 1960 and passed away on the 14th April 2014, 54 years of age.
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    [TD]Full Name: Phil Georgi (The angry drunken fool) McKraken[/TD]
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    [TD]Born: 3rd March 1960[/TD]
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    [TD]Passed Away: 14th April 2014[/TD]
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    [TD]Age: 54 years of age[/TD]
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    [TD]Location: Detroit, Michigan[/TD]
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    [TD]Country: The United States[/TD]
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    [TD]Spouse: 1Gwarn[/TD]
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    [TD]Father:Blackened[/TD]
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    [TD]Mother:pappyawn[/TD]
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    [TD]Birth Place: Flint Michigan[/TD]
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    [TD]Children: Chriza, Kanye West[/TD]
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    [TD]Occupation: SSI[/TD]
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    Dick! That's not funny
     
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    Well, it's good they found him quick so he didn't stink up the place!!!
     
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    dumb
     
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    Yes, but thank God you're alive my poutine eating brotha!!!
     
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    :secret:don't tell anyone, but I haven't had poutine in weeks
     
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    He in Faggot Heaven now.
     
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    It kind of is you asshole.
     
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    Much like your posts :dontknow:
     
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    I'll miss you, P. :bigcry:
     
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    Now he can join his father. It is kind of sweet. Don't be too upset gwarn. You even are a
    bigger douche bag then phil was.:D
     
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  18. sammyr134

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    At least we can always look at this picture and think of him.

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  19. sammyr134

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    [TD="align: center"]In Memory Of Phil Georgi (The angry drunken fool) McKraken

    3rd March 1960 – 14th April 2014
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    This memorial website was created in the memory of Phil (The angry drunken fool) Georgi McKraken, born in Flint Michigan on the 3rd March 1960 and passed away on the 14th April 2014, 54 years of age.
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    [TD]Full Name: Phil Georgi (The angry drunken fool) McKraken[/TD]
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    [TD]Born: 3rd March 1960[/TD]
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    [TD]Passed Away: 14th April 2014[/TD]
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    [TD]Age: 54 years of age[/TD]
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    [TD]Location: Detroit, Michigan[/TD]
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    [TD]Country: The United States[/TD]
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    [TD]Spouse: 1Gwarn[/TD]
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    [TD]Father:Blackened[/TD]
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    [TD]Mother:pappyawn[/TD]
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    [TD]Birth Place: Flint Michigan[/TD]
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    [TD]Children: Chriza, Kanye West[/TD]
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    [TD]Occupation: SSI[/TD]
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    [TD="colspan: 2"]Created by robert on 16 Apr 2014[/TD]
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    [TD="colspan: 2"]Survived By: No one

    This memorial website was created in the memory of our beloved Phil McKraken who was born in Flint Michigan on 3rd March 1960 and passed away on 14th April 2014, 54 years of age. We will always miss the drunken rants which gave many of us so much enjoyment throughout the years. His local liquor store has sent a flowers. Mr. Dinkleton (owner of the store) was said he sad to lose his best customer. He is gone but now he is forgotten. He will be able to now join his father in eternal fires of hell.
    Goodbye my angry drunken friend. Do not rest in peace. Now everyone else will be able to.



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  20. sammyr134

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    At least we did find a final picture.

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