Phil McKrakin just rocked me.

I hope you made him wear a rubber.

 

I banged a broad in the nosebleed seats at a Scorpions concert back in '88 to the tune of Rock You Like A Hurricane.

 

Have you done anything in the last 25 years?

Faggot.

 

That's not him.

 

I jacked off to babysitter porn the last 3 days in a row. Does that count?

 

I hate when they put pigtails and knee socks on a 25 year old porn vet and call it babysitter.