WTF Phil McKrakin just sent me a message asking if I would mail him a sample of my Jiz

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  1. dawg

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    I told him to fuck off.

    I'm not putting up with this shit! Why should I?
     
  2. knuckle_hedd

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    Its the Cirrhosis talking..
     
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    ItsAWholeThing Well-Known Member

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    Shoot :6gunz:
     
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    Take it as a compliment? :dontknow:
     
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    A bunch of shenanigans going on here this morning :no:

    @Anfkid
     
  6. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    so did you send it?
     
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    Mail him some Anthrax.
     
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    :fil:
     
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    Da fuq?? Is he a scientist and needs it for an experiment?
     
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    Its a whole thing
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I bet that shipping jizz by mail is heavily regulated. Don't want any leaky jizz containers.
     
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    I feel violated Gwartney
     
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    He asked me to do that about 6 months ago and I said no way. Then he said he wouldn't do anything gay like eat it, he just wanted to rub it on his chest. I was all, "no fucking way man, that's weird". He's been on a warpath against me ever since, so be warned, if you refuse this request, he'll hold a grudge.
     
  14. dawg

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    So, I'm not his first victim then :fil:
     
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    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    You're one of many, dawg. One of many.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    I get the impression I wasn't either. :oops:
     
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    He's probably using it to impregnate women and then giving the women the donor's address so they can collect support.
     
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    BaddFunn Kick ass fuck yeah VIP

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    Jesus. Phil's a serial cum requester.

    I wonder if he has a case of cum viles like Dexter. :bigthink
     
  19. BaddFunn

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    Oh wait, Dexter has slides, never mind.
     
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    I knew it :cuss:
     
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