Phil my crack in is a disturbed individual... Help him ITT

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  1. LonghornJ

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    Blue vein and all.
     
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    He needs Jesus and a Sponsor.
     
  3. Phil McKrakin

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    This is obviously a cry for help.
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    There is no judging here.

    This is your safe place
     
  5. Phil McKrakin

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    Excuse me sir...are you in need of assistance?
     
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    He needs to be judged. Harshly.
     
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    Phil has the liver of a 90 year old Russian. :nocheer:
     
  9. Phil McKrakin

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    Go Longhorns!
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Hey Phil. I'm here to help you.
     
  11. Phil McKrakin

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    Let's get some coke!
     
  12. LonghornJ

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    Are there any queers in the audience tonight? Get 'em up against the wall!

    That one in the spotlight, he don't look right! Get him up against the wall! And that one looks Jewish... and that one's a coon! Who let all this riff raff into the room? That one's smoking a joint! And that one's got spots!

    If I had my way, I'd have all of you shot!
     
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  13. Phil McKrakin

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    Can we talk?
     
  14. LonghornJ

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    Sure, what's on your mind my friend?
     
  15. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Diet or Zero?
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

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    you lie
     
  17. Dirty South

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    We don't have nearly enough for your schnozz. :no:
     
  18. Phil McKrakin

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    :derp:
     
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    Phil's warm vodak :emperor:
     
  20. Phil McKrakin

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    I have a deep freeze.