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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    I would usually press number 3 for "anal" or number 6 for "dominating women".
     
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    I like the part when you would ask the girl what she looked like and she would say something like, "I'm 5'8" 120lbs 38-22-36, long blond hair.... "
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    I think I'm finally beginning to understand you, LP.
     
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  6. Lucky Pierre

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    I remember being very sad the day I realized the model in the picture didn't say the words in the ad and it was most likely at 56 year-old Jewish guy from New Jersey who wrote the ad.

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    I'm almost positive the same girl answered regardless of the category

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    Remember how disappointed you would get when a black ebonics chick came on the line?

    You had to focus so hard to pretend it didn't bother you.
     
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    I think you're on your own in this one, sport
     
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  10. Lucky Pierre

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    Still in that pretending posturing phase, huh? Like when you were 13 and you pretended you didn't jack off?
     
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    In hindsight, it was probably rude of me to hang up right after I blew my load. She was trying to keep the conversation going, even fake moaning.

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  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I would alert on the floppy naked breasts but the mods have ignored my alerts since 2010.
     
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    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Alert.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "You will obey me" and the phone number is "you mow?" Lawn domination?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Lucky Pierre needs therapy.
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Cuz you're a lonely inbred faggot too?


    Awesome.


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  17. Lucky Pierre

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    Says anxiety herpes faggot whose never had a girlfriend.

    Tell me I'm wrong. Tell me you're entire existence is a miserable sad excuse.

    Stevie to the rescue. Let's be friends.
     
  18. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    You know being friends with me will only bring you Love and Admiration.

    Everybody Loves me here...just saying.




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  19. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I get my STDs confused nowadays...
     
  20. Lucky Pierre

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    I love you too. Which is why I'm going to follow you very closely now my addict anxiety diseased friend.

    We have so much to talk about.