Conspiracy Phone Sex

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  1. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    Do you ever dabble in it?

    give us a line or two of dirty talk you've used in the past.
     
  2. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad VIP Extreme Gold

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    "What the fuck, $3.99 a minute"
     
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    Skycoaster Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Never... Thought about for a second and then realized that it was 1998 and Porn was online and if I applied myself, I could download a 2 minute video in an hour.
     
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    SuperFarts Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    What are you wearing baby?
    You wanna do what??? :scream:
     
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  6. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Not really, but I'm about to.
     
  7. bennymuso

    bennymuso Put the Lotion in the Basket Gold

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    I wanna stick my throbbing cock in your ass.
     
  8. tempetoro

    tempetoro Well-Known Member

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    I would call the numbers as a teen and jerk off to the sexy sounding girl on the recording describing the terms. Never entered a credit card and never got charged anything.
     
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    I ran those numbers for years. Believe me, you were charged on your phone bill. Your parents paid. You should send them some money now to pay them back.
     
  10. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad 2010 OG Gold

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    I've done it with my actual girlfriends but never those 900 numbers.
     
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    I used to in the 80's, I used to make them make wet sounds with their mouth and imagine it was their wet pussies. I was a freak
     
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    Bend over and shove the phone up your ass.
     
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    Lamest thing EVER. Phone sex. Fuck off.
     
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    "mmmm Benny's mom, I wanna fuck your folds....not the belly ones, the arms..."
     
  15. Gunt

    Gunt I don't have time to teach you to speak hobo. Gold

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    A girl I dated in high school used to masturbate while we were on the phone together.....she was pretty convincing and it always got me off.

    Fucking tease never gave up the real deal. Nothing but blowjobs and a few hand jobs....which were nice mind you.....but I used to eat her out for what seemed like hours......and she can't give up the honeypot ONE FUCKING TIME?!?!?!?!?!?
     
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    I would only call the 800 ones thinking they were free...if we were charged Thanksgiving conversation might be a little awkward this year.
     
  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    1-900-BENNYS-MOM it's like .12 cents an hour. :artiejj:
     
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    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    I miss you, call me.
     
  19. yahoo

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    I enjoy Morse code sex.

    Kinda slow, but the orgasm after a week of tapping is incredible.
     
  20. pdx1138

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    Never understood the appeal. I'd rather just bang some broad in person.

    My first room mate once passed out while on a drunk 1-900 call. Our phone bill
    was over $ 300 dollars for that alone..he was so embarrassed when I asked what
    this fuckery on our bill was.
     
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