Phoney Girlfriend App

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    I was bouncing around Google's app store yesterday and saw an app called Phoney Girlfriend. It is like a choose your own adventure text chat. Very realistic, as one faux bim seems to be into inane questions and the other one is self absorbed. Self absorbed girl sends pics but no nudes :( If I could afford a weekly hooker, it would make human women obsolete, cause I can tough through my own laundry.
     
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    One time, I was walking on the beach and I found a bottle.
     
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    Just what I need, my wife to find a FAKE girlfriend app on my phone.:yes:
     
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    If only you could suck your own cock.
     
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    I love eating pussy too much to just be self sufficient like that.
     
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    You bellowed, my lord?
     
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    Beff, how long does it generally take for you to get off from oral stimulation of yer honeypot? 10min? 1/2 hr? Never happens, cause you need the dick?
     
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    Can't compute... So ur saying it's like having a girlfriend I have to text with no fucking involved? My texts are soley about fucking so this would be of no use