"Photo Shoot on Beach Today"

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Lou Cypher, Aug 9, 2012.

  1. Lou Cypher

    Lou Cypher New Member VIP

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    And you were worried that we wouldn't hear from them on their vacation. :rolleyes:

    "Photo shoot on the beach today- look who jumped into the shot- my handsome neighbor!"

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    Is Beth turning Chinese? Talk about bad botox. She seriously needs to stop with the plastic surgery.
     
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    Her bathing suit has blood stains.
     
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    And by "jumped in the shot", she means she saw that his fur perfectly matched the color scheme they were going for, so she dragged him, scared & whimpering, away from his owner and into the shot.
     
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    what a fucking loathsome piece of garbagetwat fucking cunt.

    how far away is the nearest mansion? can it really be considered a neighbor when you live in a castle estate?
     
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    hahaha -- that's the signature Patken wedding photographer camera tilt. He always tilts to the left. He thinks this makes a shot creative. But brides and other photographers think he must be tipsy -- literally. Too bad Howard has glommed onto this gimmick. Oh well. Howard didn't have enough fill light, so he had to overexpose and blow out the highlights. Now lets discuss the ever present $12 NYC street vendor hat -- okay lets not. Something is way way off with her hair -- especially on the right side. The dog looks good in the photo. What with her Sumo diaper style swim suit bottom? 20 grand buy it now for the photo? Can I make a 2 cent offer? Oh yeah, even for 20K you have to pay postage. I seriously think Howard could be a very good photographer -- but he's gone down the wrong road. Whatever.
     
  8. Lou Cypher

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    That was my only thought, too (except I was humming, "Turning Japanese" :D ).
     
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    this. she wanted to show off her new bathing suit.
     
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    Some of that could be the way she applies her eye make-up, but yeah, she is looking a little too "pulled back" there. :jj:
     
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    I think that's Howard's photoshopping, he must have a thing for asians. She didn't look like that on her TV appearance this week.
     
  12. Joe Bauers

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    Douche bag lives at the Beach and doesn't go in the water. He needs to sue Beth for turning into a Transvestite. Is that even the same woman he jammed down our throats ? :wtf:
     
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    It certainly isn't providing her with any sun protection. The brim's not wide enough.
     
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    Honey, call the cops. That neighbor is groping our dog again.
     
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    Who the fuck wears that much makeup on the beach? :lmao: She's ridiculous.
     
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    omg I detest this vile cunt. there is something seriously wrong with her.
     
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    apparently the photo shoots are all they have left together

    :bigcry:
     
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    I don't get the need for attention and constant need to be doing something. Howard has enough money to retire and live a quite life. Is it really possible that a senior citizen needs this much attention?