Photoshop is Amy Schumer's friend

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  1. John Sterling

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    I love how she pretends to be self-deprecating, but in realty, she's real vain and wants people to think, "What is she talking about? She's gorgeous and not a slob!"
     
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    John Sterling Well-Known Member Banned User

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    She's also only one good makeup job and a few donuts away from June, Honey Boo Boo's mom.
     
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    Jimmy Fallon's over laughing is distracting
     
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    Is Amy swelling over time? Seems someone is slowly pumping her full of water.
     
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    He's such a phony and goes overboard pretending he's just an ordinary, regular guy who doesn't care about celebrity, when in reality he's the second biggest, image-conscious star-fucker out there. Kimmel's the first.
     
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    Jimmy Fallon is overdoing it with the laughter.

    But damn..I thought she was funny...and I think she looks great here!
     
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    Yes, Jimmy overdid the laughing.
     
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    This. It is so fucking obvious too to people who are familiar with such tactics.
     
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    Yeah she's so edgy. Her jowels are flapping her weatherbeaten line about how she "texted she wants to have anal tonight" and Fallon is doubled over slapping the desk like it's the new Chris Rock set.

    The only people actually laughing are real female comics wondering who the fuck she is and why she exists.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Her Belly is lapping over the crease in her tight dress. Some sex symbol.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    That fucking dog face... I tried to find her cute. I couldn't.
     
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    Most of her new season of her show is men making fun of her debating if she is pretty for TV, she's begging for acceptance
     
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    Am I the only person in the entire Universe that has absolutely NO idea who this lady is?

    I'm being completely serious. No joke at all.

    I guess if I met her I would have to ask the quintessential Stuttering John question..... "Who are you and what did you do to make you famous?"

    Sure..... I can look on IMDB and find out who she is, but in all honesty, I don't give a flying shit and a half.
     
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  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    She was on Howard twice at least. She has the shroud of Judd Apatow's magic Jew aura around her like that pig Lena Dunham.
     
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    Thanks for the response.

    Is she on TV or the movies? What show/movie made her famous?

    If she was on Howard I'm assuming he loved her and kissed her ass to no end. That goes without saying anymore.
     
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    Comedienne; TV show and now a movie. I guess "Inside Amy Schumer" for TV. Her movie "Trainwreck" gets 90% on Rotten Tomatoes. They were interviewing some if the stars of it on NPR today.
     
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    Thank you Sir for letting me know.

    I guess I should know her but she's slipped under my radar.

    Hopefully I'll be OK.
     
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    No problem. I think you'll be fine.
     
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    So she's like most other modern female celebrity out there. Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Anna Kendrick etc.
     
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