Stern Show PIC: Another Beth Beach Day photo by Howard

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Elias do you have time to dissect this image and show us what Howard did wrong?

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  2. Quality Control

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    "Looks sleevelessly good to me and the show has never been better. Plus 4 hours per week of Howard is better than no Howard."
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Have you EVER known a woman to park her ass on wet sand? They're up on the dry sand part of the beach, with large towels keeping sand out of their chooch, applying suntan lotion, wearing large hats, reading cheesey books, et cetera. Women do not frolick in the surf. It's a cliche that tabloids never grow weary of.
     
  6. eliasbboy

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    To start with he married her. :fdrum:
     
  7. peace&love

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    There is weird shading on her belly, her breast bone and throat are weird looking.
    Her hand close to the water looks like a flipper.
    If you have to completely alter the photo because you find your wife to be less then model material why share the images with the world?
     
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    Are her legs massive for her body, or am I seeing things goofy?
     
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    get the popcorn...
     
  11. yaddc

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    WOW
     
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  12. eliasbboy

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    It's not that easy pick out his errors with Twitter and Instagram photos unfortunately. The compression the use alters everything, so duplicated areas are harder to spot.
     
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    Howard fuck these guys keep up the good work........lol
     
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    I thought it looked like he did something on her back...
     
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    Is she perfect? no.

    Would I bang her? yes.
     
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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    That looks like a woman who never poops!
     
  17. Tracy

    Tracy Little Miss Sunshine

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    The shading/shadow on her stomach really sticks out to me as odd looking. :dontknow: Dunno if that's altered or just odd looking to begin with
    (It's also odd to post this to your Instagram ...)
     
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  19. beetlejosh

    beetlejosh Naw man, I don't eat dragon. Gold

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    I'd love for Beefy to do an atomic sit-up after that pose.

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  20. larryluncg

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    Wgas what Howard did wrong. He's a hack photographer just like 95% of the people posting here