PIC: Another of Beefus pretending to sleep while strangling the life out of kittens

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 4, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Hide that wonk girl!

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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Puppies (sweater) and kitties are all you think about.
     
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    Aw come on, Puppet. I just had breakfast.
    :right:
     
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    ...sometimes i love them so hard. :bigcry:
     
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    Puppies and pussies and wonks. Oh my.
     
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    It's delicious how badly she wants a human baby to dress up in stupid outfits and otherwise Kathie Lee (that's intended as a verb) the living shit out of. I think I like Howard for denying her that. And her womb shrivels up and turns to DUST. Bwahahahaha. God, I detest Beff.
     
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    cute pussy
     
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    does she have ringworm on her forehead??

    and yea if i ever need a picture of pure terror on a cats face ....
     
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    Has Horse face ever been photographed in a TRULY candid moment? Every single picture is so staged, so rehearsed, that it makes me sick. How do you even propose something like that? "Hey Howard, grab the camera, I'm gonna squeeze hellfire out of these kittens and I want it up on Instagram" Who does she believe to be demanding these pictures anyway? I'll tell ya what Beef, tweet out a pic of your head in a vice and I'll give it a thumbs up!
     
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    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    "I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him and squeeze him..."
     
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    Not sure how she'd take care of a human child with her eyes closed. :giggle:
     
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    She's even a turrible selfies actress.
     
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    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Beth....


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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless

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    Who does she think she's fooling? Even the idiots that lick her hooves on twitter have to see she is faking it..
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...how are the book sales going?
     
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    If I saw a child holding an animoe like that, I'd take it away and yell at them.
     
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    those kitties are all, #Icantbreathe :bigcry:
     
  20. John Coktoaston

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    Kittens are just a stepping stone to her next animal - monkeys! I think Beth has what it takes to become a "monkey mom"

    Monkeys are smarter than cats, and garner more attention as well. She could also dress up her little monkey in baby clothes, and bring it out in public:

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    http://www.monkeykisses.com/atributetomonkeymoms.html

    Of course, when Beth gets to the monkey stage, that's when Howard will lower the boom! He won't be able to handle the smell...