PIC: Beth Farts In Front of Kittens

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  1. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
    5 hours ago
    I was reaching under my desk for a cat toy and now I don't dare get up! #calliope

    Imagine the angle this bitch had to twist her body into in order to take this shot.

    Is there an empty wine bottle out of camera view?
     
    Jan 30, 2015 #1
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    She is a goddamn mother fuckin nimcompoop.
     
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    Her life has devolved into Buchwald-contrived, awkward media appearances in between delaying the emotional development and real owner-bonding of formative aged kittens so that she could play with, and use them as photo props for a couple of weeks. #selfishcluelessindolentbimbo
     
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    More humblebrag. Wino mayhem from the night before, disguised as kitten mayhem the next morning.


    bethostern
    7 hours ago
    Need my notes for my interview. Couldn't find them on my desk. #badkittens

    My question is: Exactly what did she scratch out and censor in those scripts?
     
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  5. icypussy

    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    She is a fucked up individual, who the hell would post a pic like that? Cats do seem to love fish :c
     
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    Someone who is "fishing" for complements about her middle-aged droopy ass.
     
    Jan 30, 2015 #6
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    Yet another group of "bad" kitties.
     
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    Well, she's learning if she wants to look good in a photo, to not show her face, hands, hair, or feet.
     
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    That droopy ass never shits!:shit:
     
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    And that's putting it lightly.
     
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    The real story here is that she actually needs notes for her "interviews".
     
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    I've been telling you guys - I'll bet the farm that there are selfie outtakes on her phone of her naked pussy with a "cat shield" on top of it. There is no doubt in my mind. It's happened. She just wasn't drunk enough to post it. But, it's coming. From this kitten-in-the-tailpipe post - It is definitely coming.

    What a fucking nutjob.
     
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    At some point, you're gonna have to stop deferring the inevitable and present the shed with a detailed official clinical behavioral pathological analysis of Beth Ostrotsky (or whatever Dr Ruth would call formally it)
     
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    With the very unpleasin', fartin' and wheezin'
    the calliope crashed to the ground
     
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    I don't know ... it looks to me like she just shit out a kitten:D
     
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    Bitch has no ass
     
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    must have been blinded by the light.. and soon to be revved up like a deuce .. just another runner in the night
     
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    and balls...
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    might want to add "flat ass" to the list
     
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