PIC: Beth Farts In Front of Kittens

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  1. Botox Barnacle

    Botox Barnacle Well-Known Member

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    bethostern
    5 hours ago
    I was reaching under my desk for a cat toy and now I don't dare get up! #calliope

    Imagine the angle this bitch had to twist her body into in order to take this shot.

    Is there an empty wine bottle out of camera view?
     
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    She is a goddamn mother fuckin nimcompoop.
     
  3. OV

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    Her life has devolved into Buchwald-contrived, awkward media appearances in between delaying the emotional development and real owner-bonding of formative aged kittens so that she could play with, and use them as photo props for a couple of weeks. #selfishcluelessindolentbimbo
     
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    More humblebrag. Wino mayhem from the night before, disguised as kitten mayhem the next morning.


    bethostern
    7 hours ago
    Need my notes for my interview. Couldn't find them on my desk. #badkittens

    My question is: Exactly what did she scratch out and censor in those scripts?
     
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    icypussy clit finder Gold

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    She is a fucked up individual, who the hell would post a pic like that? Cats do seem to love fish :c
     
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    Someone who is "fishing" for complements about her middle-aged droopy ass.
     
  7. GoshGeeGolly

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    Yet another group of "bad" kitties.
     
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    Well, she's learning if she wants to look good in a photo, to not show her face, hands, hair, or feet.
     
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    That droopy ass never shits!:shit:
     
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    And that's putting it lightly.
     
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    The real story here is that she actually needs notes for her "interviews".
     
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    I've been telling you guys - I'll bet the farm that there are selfie outtakes on her phone of her naked pussy with a "cat shield" on top of it. There is no doubt in my mind. It's happened. She just wasn't drunk enough to post it. But, it's coming. From this kitten-in-the-tailpipe post - It is definitely coming.

    What a fucking nutjob.
     
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    OV Rapscallion

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    At some point, you're gonna have to stop deferring the inevitable and present the shed with a detailed official clinical behavioral pathological analysis of Beth Ostrotsky (or whatever Dr Ruth would call formally it)
     
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    With the very unpleasin', fartin' and wheezin'
    the calliope crashed to the ground
     
  15. Skipnoid

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    I don't know ... it looks to me like she just shit out a kitten:D
     
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    Bitch has no ass
     
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    must have been blinded by the light.. and soon to be revved up like a deuce .. just another runner in the night
     
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    and balls...
     
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    :snicker:
     
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    might want to add "flat ass" to the list