PIC: Beth must fly to Sochi, Russia immediately and save the animoes!

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    No famous celebrities around to notice Her Highness or donate to Bianca's Furry Fiends. Ergo, there is a scheduling conflict that will prevent her from assisting
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    the only ways CuntO will help a dog is if it runs on to the red carpet at an event she is attending, harasses her table at Nobu, the dog has a stack of $100 bills in its mouth or if there are multiple network cameramen present.
     
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    "Oh, come on, man. What is my wife supposed to do about dogs in Russia? Beth, honey, tell 'em: you don't even know where Russia is, right? GET OFF MY PHONE! Wait, honey, not you. GARY! Get Beth back on the phone..."
     
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    If Beth promises to Russia and never come back .. I will buy her calender and donate a gifscription to NSAL
     
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    I'll buy the one-way fucking plane ticket.
     
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