Stern Show PIC: Beth's cats have dinner the same time as her and Howard

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Early bird special at chimney manor - looks as if the cats are eating bigger portions than Howard.
     
  3. Snotty

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    That has to be driving Gunky nuts....................
     
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    4pm bed at 8pm what a life
     
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    That rug is hideous.
     
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    Howard is eating three medium sized almonds and the cats are eating four ounce swordfish tuna steaks in a Bechamel sauce.
     
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    All of the "animal experts" pets are obese.
     
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    "They all know when its time to pretend they like me...I mean 4pm dinner time."
     
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    my god how much is she feeding those cats??
     
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    I get up earlier than Howard. I eat at 5:30. He might be a billionaire but I wouldn't want to change lives with him.
    Fun for him is not stepping in cat shit.
     
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    Has does she find time to feed these guys when she's administering eye drops all day?
     
  12. Tracy

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    Howard is starving to death though. He can't wait that long to eat the last third of his severely restricted calories. I wouldn't be surprised if this is partly why he goes to bed so early either. When you're calorie restricting and you've eaten all your calories for the day you gotta go to bed before you get hungry again. And you're super excited for breakfast lol. Stern is basically anorexic. Their lives revolve around food.
     
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    I'm thinking that place must smell like a Glade Air Freshener factory.
    You know Wiggy wouldn't tolerate the slightest smell of cat.
    Probably potpourri and candles everywhere.
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    I would much prefer to be the cat in thet situation.
     
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  15. Jayla

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    I guess Beth now has 4 fat, gay bully sons. Credit: Bethman
     
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    Notfunorfunny I Can Pull It

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    great point
     
  17. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Which only blends and slightly masks the poo smell. So their homes end up having a mixture toxic paraffin "vanilla" scent and poo throughout. Lovely.
     
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    where's Maria the maid who is doing the actual feeding? you know princess Beff ain't getting her hands dirty with frikies wet food!
     
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    Why does she still use that stupid "O" in her name? I thought she legally changed her name to Beth Stern.
     
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    Beautiful soups for everyone (except the help)
     
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