Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Nov 11, 2015.
"My car - she can no hold any more cats Misses Beth!"
"meeester betho I no can feet any more gatitos in me car. is too full and I has no room to sit and driiiive"
"shut up you low life immigrant!! fuck you and your piece of shit car! howard and I bought you that last year for Christmas, so the least you can do is make extra room in that 1982 Toyota Celica and shut the fuck up. why don't you throw away some of the things in the trunk??"
"ohhh but meester betho, that ees my husband remains from when he cremated and my little girl soccer theeengs"
"Well LA-DI-FREEKIN-DA!! who gives a shit about your stupid husband and ugly daughter. if it wasn't for me, you'd still be selling jesus candles in Guadalajara or whatever shit hole city your from. I have a book to sell, and your ass is on the line! I need all 39 cats transported to florida now or we're shipping you back!"
" Si meester betho, I am cans do it. I weeel throws the things out para you, and thank you meester betho for dey extra chances to do theees things. I sorry I say nothing no more for you complaining. gracias mi angeli betho."
Consuela walks away sobbing as she dumps her husband cremains in the toilet.
"adios mi esposo, de hermano Betho will get wah she is deserving. I pray to Madre de Jesus maria... aye..."