PIC: Do any of you have a daughter who looks like this?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    If so, what do you do? Do you worry every waking moment of every day?
    Worry when you sleep?


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  2. sstressed

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    yeah, i'm so happy i don't have a daughter or granddaughter.





    my poor uncle had 3 daughters from 12 to 15 who all had DD boobs at age 13.

    i'm shocked he didn't kill a few people. included me when i was 14. :jj:
     
  3. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Tell suitors, "Ive got a .45 and shovel."
     
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    crimsonking New Member Banned User

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    I'd convert to Islam to commit an honor killing. No other choice, really.
     
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    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    I would tell tell them my daughters body is protected by the good lord above and a semi auto .40 s&w...touch her and you will meet both of them
     
  6. Kingpin55

    Kingpin55 Active Member

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    ....No, I have two. :bug:

    I have a 21 y/o and an 18 y/o, both are extremely good looking and yes, I worry.
     
  7. skater76

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    Look at the Knockers on her!
     
  8. Bosch76

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    Please post pics and send me their phone numbers.
     
  9. sstressed

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    perv!

    :yay:
     
  10. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    As you will find out the more you here at dawg's...

    A popular saying is...


    "Pics or it didn't happen"

    :giggle:
     
  11. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...i have 2 daughters both a little older than kingpins but i look at it this way, theyre human beings and theyre entitled to have as many experiences and as much fun in life as i did. as long as they understand nobody is going to love them as much as i do, im good with that.
     
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    wow that is incredibly mature..I'll never get there with my daughter
     
  13. tHISisKiSSeL

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    If my daughter got implants I would be disappointed and consider it a failure on my part.
     
  14. Mr Fantastic

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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    [​IMG]
    (not my daughter)
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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    So, who's Instagram/Twitter/Facebook account did you creepily stalk to find this girl GP? :pedo:
     
  18. skylarbrie

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    sicko
     
  19. BadKarma

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    When my daughter, now 20, brought her first boyfriend to meet me before they drove off on their first date, I gave him the protective father routine that my dad did with my sister on her first date.

    We we were introduced, I don't even remember the kids name now. When he stuck out his hand to shake mine, I placed a round from my .40cal S&W in his hand and said something like, "now I know you're a good kid when you're around adults, but I don't know how you act when you're around your friends. I trust that you will be a gentleman with my daughter, who I adore more than anything on this planet. If I hear anything different, the next one of these that I give you will be coming a whole lot faster".
     
  20. cia212

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    I'd tell them to land a rich older man...