Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 24, 2013.
If so, what do you do? Do you worry every waking moment of every day?
Worry when you sleep?
yeah, i'm so happy i don't have a daughter or granddaughter.
my poor uncle had 3 daughters from 12 to 15 who all had DD boobs at age 13.
i'm shocked he didn't kill a few people. included me when i was 14.
Tell suitors, "Ive got a .45 and shovel."
I'd convert to Islam to commit an honor killing. No other choice, really.
I would tell tell them my daughters body is protected by the good lord above and a semi auto .40 s&w...touch her and you will meet both of them
....No, I have two.
I have a 21 y/o and an 18 y/o, both are extremely good looking and yes, I worry.
Look at the Knockers on her!
Please post pics and send me their phone numbers.
As you will find out the more you here at dawg's...
A popular saying is...
"Pics or it didn't happen"
...i have 2 daughters both a little older than kingpins but i look at it this way, theyre human beings and theyre entitled to have as many experiences and as much fun in life as i did. as long as they understand nobody is going to love them as much as i do, im good with that.
wow that is incredibly mature..I'll never get there with my daughter
If my daughter got implants I would be disappointed and consider it a failure on my part.
(not my daughter)
So, who's Instagram/Twitter/Facebook account did you creepily stalk to find this girl GP?
When my daughter, now 20, brought her first boyfriend to meet me before they drove off on their first date, I gave him the protective father routine that my dad did with my sister on her first date.
We we were introduced, I don't even remember the kids name now. When he stuck out his hand to shake mine, I placed a round from my .40cal S&W in his hand and said something like, "now I know you're a good kid when you're around adults, but I don't know how you act when you're around your friends. I trust that you will be a gentleman with my daughter, who I adore more than anything on this planet. If I hear anything different, the next one of these that I give you will be coming a whole lot faster".
I'd tell them to land a rich older man...