PIC: Do you think Howard would pull this dick move on Halloween?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Oct 30, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    “You [sic] child is, in my opinion, moderately obese and should not be consuming sugar and treats to the extent of some children this Halloween season.


    My hope is that you will step up as a parent and ration candy this Halloween and not allow your child to continue these unhealthy eating habits.â€
     
  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Where is this bitch? The parents would probably tear the bitches house down if she handed that shit out here.
     
  3. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    She's in fuckin north dakota, lol
     
  4. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    why wouldn't she just avoid giving out any candy whatsover? friggin busybody
     
  5. The Booey

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    Sugar is proof God loves us.
     
  6. BethSucks

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    It'll probably be four degrees there when they go trick or treating anyhow.

    As far as Howard, I imagine the Millenium Towers doesn't allow outsiders to trick or treat there, no way they are going to let Kwame from 124th street go banging on doors so Howard probably only has four spoiled little rich fucks at his door that will each receive a portion of candy and a NSAL calendar.
     
  7. Uncle Larry

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    That lady is crazy but Howard doesn't want to interact with peasants or spend a money on paper to hand out stupid notes.
     
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    Howard will be busy bobbing for Ralph tomorrow night.
     
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    Doesn't Beth give out treats every year? and dresses with low cut blouses to tease the fathers of the children.
     
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    we would egg the fuck out of that house for sure
     
  11. BethSucks

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    Little Girl: Mommy that lady dropped a kitten in my trick or treat bag. He looks sick, he barfed on my M&M's

    Mother: You need to take that back

    Little Girl: I tried to but a scary old lady in a wig costume told me to go away or she'd make me listen to Mountain on her iPad. I ran away.
     
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    if she's a parent and she's denying her kids candy, they're gonna grow up emo, gay and eventually shoot up a school.
     
  13. DogStar69

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    She should be beheaded.
     
  14. scoobyla

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    Pigging out one day a year has no relevance to obesity. Let kids be kids.

    Instead of handing out letters, why don't she hand out healthy treats that kids would enjoy.
    Perhaps even with recipes for other healthy treats.


    The truth is this lady has far more issues than a fat kid.
     
  15. itpdude

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    Some people need the attention.
     
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    Fuck that. Turn off your light and mind your own god damn business.
     
  17. scoobyla

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    Right. I am saying she don't truly care about child obesity, she's just a weird bitch.
     
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    we'd write all over their windows with wax- it's a bitch to clean off. perfect for preachy assholes, and the people who don't answer the door. if you gave us fruit, your house would be wearing it. got chased a few times by old fat men. haha
     
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    :lol: