PIC: Dr. Beth, "Don't let your cat get a hold of these items unsupervised."

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    that's gross if the vet gave it back to her. Isn't that medial waste that needs to be properly discarded?

    i am not allowed to give teeth back, i can't imagine they can give stomach contents back.
     
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    Beth's post reeks of bullshit. That's material left over from Howard's "build a wig" workshop.
     
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    "Don't let your cat get a hold of these items unsupervised"

    Oh OK , Beth. Genius advice. Thanks. Now, I know why she's been labeled, "One of the United States's top experts in animal care."
     
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    My SIL is a pedo dentist and she gave me my kids teeth in little treasure chest boxes. Is it a state by state issue? Also when I was a kid, my aunt had a kidney stone she was able to keep-gross, I know!
     
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    Baloney. I had a dog who got into that fake Easter grass stuff and she'd shit it out or barf it up.

    Also, let's be honest: If an animal is going to eat such common items maybe it wasn't meant to be a domestic animal.

    I mean, you don't see goats making it as indoor domestic animals. Maybe a cat that exhibits the same behavior needs to be culled from the gene pool.
     
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    Also, I see no bite marks in that shit. So the cat just up and swallows stuff?
     
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    I've never heard of not getting teefs back. I'd wreck that office if they tried to keep my teeth.
     
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    Poor choice of words. Perhaps your SIL should take a seat over there.

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    Haha! PEDIATRIC!
     
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    My dentist would give me my extracted teefs in a little plastic treasure chest when i was a kid.
     
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    Beth's response to anyone who was annoyed by her prior genious posting:

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    Kinda looks like Selena Gomez's pussy. Oh wait....
     
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    i give kids their teeth, they're needed by the tooth fairy. i sterilize them first.

    but it is certainly not allowed. kids are overlooked. :whistle:

    i got my wisdom teeth, but it was a long time ago. things have changed with bloodborne pathogens.
     
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    ahh, jeez, stifle already, will ya?

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    no one's bothered by the goddamn picture, it's the "get a hold of" that offends my senses.
     
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    my cat loves that shiny ribbon. his poop is nicely decorated.