PIC: Dudley Mund's funeral was yesterday. Howard & Beth were no shows

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Howard sent over a nice plate of deli meat and Milk Bones
     
  3. Mulletude

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    Couldn't go. The horsey sprained her left front fetlock. However they sent a pre-taped message from Ed Bradley and Booey's dad.
     
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    Sorry, but Howard and Beth were busy attending the funeral for Fluffy Seinfeld.
     
  5. Anfkid

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    Robin who's this Dudley character? I dunno it's probably a whole thing.
     
  6. Thelma

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    No glamour shots by the urn in a crazy get-up??

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    waiting for someone to do a photochop with bianca covered in ash missing fur patches and on fire popping his head out of the urn and waving.
     
  8. Roland Schwinn

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    HOly shit that is the urn that holds bianca's ashes?!?!?! I don't think the cremated remains of an elephant would fill that thing!
     
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    So freakin' bizarre. In 40 years, if Moose is still around and Pelican has gone for his eternal celestial dirt-nap, her house is going to look like Baby Jane designed the joint.
     
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    best story. when blaze died. robin requested the ashes. she figured she would get a little tin. she went to her p.o box, there was a 600 lb silver crate. they gave her the entire fucking thing :jj: she coulda laid a highway with all that mess.
     
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    sorry I loved my dog, but I would never have a funeral for him, nor would I ever expect anyone to show up . The only exception would be if there were little kids to help with the loss
     
  12. HowieStearn

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    wait, I think I can see her pussy :c
     
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    im sorry for your loss, here's some rugelach.

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    Actually it would have been apropos for them to show up for a fíng animal funeral as opposed to an actual human's funeral.;) So Beff
     
  15. lilbuddy67

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    Kreplach.
     
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    Duuuuuuuuuude, Howard isn't going to attend Ronnie's own funeral....... No way in the world he shows up for something like this.
     
  17. Rob0729

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    Imagine the old Howard if he found out Ronnie had a funeral for his dog. He murdered Jackie for just being upset that Timmy the Cat died.

    This Howard is likely to dedicate Monday's show to Dudley and do an hour long tribute to the dog.
     
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    "Who holds a funeral on a weekend, Robin? It's very inconvenient"
     
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    It was Beth's Blue Steel mourning-by-the-giant-urn-of-my-dead-dog shot.

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    :backlol: