Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by MFnAntiChrist, Jul 27, 2014.
Might be a funny thread to hear all the fucked up stuff us guys have built to fuck/finger or fondle in our youths.
When I first learned how to jerk off at like 11 or 12. There wasn't a lotion, soap, shampoo or condiment in our house that didn't try as a lube.
I don't recall specifically, but probably.
I was a little dick pulling madman for a few months there.
Her arms look like a burn victim.
Haha. Chutney? Niccuh, we weren't the Drummonds.
I'm sure. I do specially remember some kinda ice cream topping..Butterscotch or caramel. Lots of shampoos and conditioners.
You don't want to get soap in your pee hole. Yowch!
Where were you when I was 11? I could have used such sage advice. I learned it all the hard way.
I bet it felt nice and smooth after the conditioner
Japan or China or Korea?
Good question. I would guess Japanesey. Them fuckers are into some weird shit.
Stay away from pantien pro v conditioner. My friend beat off to that stuff but the fucker didnt rinse it off.afterwards. I used it once but rinsed it off but it was still painful. Scabs of skin mixed with dried conditioner stuck to your dick so I was pulling my skin off with the flakey conditioner. The other dude told his mom it was a backyard football accident and went to the hospital. She was the type of mom that went into the exam room with him. The old football excuse for a ravaged cock that was obviously covered in toxic lubricant. Lol