PIC: Heidi's B/W nude selfie is sexier than Beth's

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  1. GaryPuppet

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  2. PelicanWig

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    Beth could never be that sexy
     
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    It's a goofy picture, but it looks 1) sexy and 2) like she's having actual fun. Compare that to Beth's phony, contorted-like-a-bony-pretzel cries for attention.
     
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    In fairness to Horsey, Heidi doesn't have a 60 year old Dracula looming over her in her nudie shots.
     
  8. Bye You!

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    That is sexy. Because she's not so god damned self-absorbed and serious.

    It's the beach, for chrissakes! Have some fun, horseface.
     
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    heidi is so gorgeous, she doesn't care about looking goofy. everything about howard's pics are stilted and borrrring, you're not drawn into the photo as you are with other photographs.
     
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    This is the proper comparison picture:

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    Howard loves the male form.
     
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    right.

    a) heidi is a true modoe

    b) she gives off the vibe that she actually enjoys sex
     
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    Heidi is so pretty. Beth, not so much
     
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    holy shit that's perfect :rofl:
     
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    Beth is polish .. Heidi is German

    and we all know that Germans will always slaughter the polish
     
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    In all fairness, Beth is scared to move too much. We all know that if she were to break a leg frolicking in the sand she would immediately be put down and sold to the nearest glue factory.
     
  17. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...hedi looks like a party. beth looks cunty.
     
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    I like Beth but the picture looks like she was just liberated from a concentration camp.
     
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    Beth's got no ass.
     
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    Actually, Pelican loves the Treblinka form.

    It's gotta be some kind of voyeurism for Pelican being with a chick who looks maybe a month away from concentration-camp chic.