Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 18, 2013.
Beth could never be that sexy
It's a goofy picture, but it looks 1) sexy and 2) like she's having actual fun. Compare that to Beth's phony, contorted-like-a-bony-pretzel cries for attention.
In fairness to Horsey, Heidi doesn't have a 60 year old Dracula looming over her in her nudie shots.
That is sexy. Because she's not so god damned self-absorbed and serious.
It's the beach, for chrissakes! Have some fun, horseface.
heidi is so gorgeous, she doesn't care about looking goofy. everything about howard's pics are stilted and borrrring, you're not drawn into the photo as you are with other photographs.
This is the proper comparison picture:
Howard loves the male form.
a) heidi is a true modoe
b) she gives off the vibe that she actually enjoys sex
Heidi is so pretty. Beth, not so much
holy shit that's perfect
Beth is polish .. Heidi is German
and we all know that Germans will always slaughter the polish
In all fairness, Beth is scared to move too much. We all know that if she were to break a leg frolicking in the sand she would immediately be put down and sold to the nearest glue factory.
...hedi looks like a party. beth looks cunty.
I like Beth but the picture looks like she was just liberated from a concentration camp.
Beth's got no ass.
Actually, Pelican loves the Treblinka form.
It's gotta be some kind of voyeurism for Pelican being with a chick who looks maybe a month away from concentration-camp chic.