PIC: How come hitch hikers never look like this where i live?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Very nice
     
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    Pick her up

    :yes:
     
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    Climb aboard sweetcheeks

    :yes:
     
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    Jump in

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    It moved
     
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    Need a lift ?

    :yes:
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Gas, Ass, or Grass...no one rides for free.
     
  9. Mr Vengeance

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    She'd spend less than 1 minute on the side of the road.
     
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    they dont look like that where anybody lives.
     
  11. Mr Vengeance

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    Once you stop, four greasy dudes jump out of the bushes and get in the car, and the chick waves and runs off.
     
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    Are those bugle boy pants you are wearing?

    Why yes they are!

    Speeds off!!!
     
  13. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    They look like this in heaven, maybe.
     
  14. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Maybe they hide when they see you coming.
     
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    i would wonder if she'll be found in a ditch next week or a basement 5 years from now.
     
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    Of course, her douche boyfriend is hiding in the bushes with their rucksacks.
     
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    Because every girl likes this has a million guy friends who would drive her anywhere... now with cel phones your never going to see a hot chick like this hitch hiking, lol
     
  18. Murcielago

    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Name is Jenna Mariah, if anyone cares

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    Not really NSFW, just erring on the cautious side.
     
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    and i'm probably not gonna be allowed to fuck em there, either. well, my wife wasn't baptized and i was. maybe god holds a lot of importance in that and will overlook calling myself an atheist. c'mon god, i want me some hot heaven twat!
     
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    Noice!


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