Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 20, 2013.
Pick her up
Climb aboard sweetcheeks
Need a lift ?
Gas, Ass, or Grass...no one rides for free.
She'd spend less than 1 minute on the side of the road.
they dont look like that where anybody lives.
Once you stop, four greasy dudes jump out of the bushes and get in the car, and the chick waves and runs off.
Are those bugle boy pants you are wearing?
Why yes they are!
They look like this in heaven, maybe.
Maybe they hide when they see you coming.
i would wonder if she'll be found in a ditch next week or a basement 5 years from now.
Of course, her douche boyfriend is hiding in the bushes with their rucksacks.
Because every girl likes this has a million guy friends who would drive her anywhere... now with cel phones your never going to see a hot chick like this hitch hiking, lol
Name is Jenna Mariah, if anyone cares
Not really NSFW, just erring on the cautious side.
and i'm probably not gonna be allowed to fuck em there, either. well, my wife wasn't baptized and i was. maybe god holds a lot of importance in that and will overlook calling myself an atheist. c'mon god, i want me some hot heaven twat!