PIC: Howard, Beth and NSAL begging you to buy a calendar

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    i've always hated the word "wellness"....it's on the same level as "parenting".
     
  4. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    By what definition is this garbage "exclusive"?

    Go exclusively fuck yourselves.
     
  5. pilo

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    Fostered by "Howard and me" eh
     
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    Sounds like the words of an English major, no?
     
  7. Toronto Tom

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    'one-of-a-kind, frame-worthy collection' :haha:


     
  8. pilo

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    Who in their right mind would pay 25 bucks for a cheap calendar
     
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    During the holidays there are so many temporary calendar stores popping up here. THey sell 2 billion types of calendars... for any hobby or interest... and they are probably $10-$15... good quality... no wonky eyes or bent knees inside...
     
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    Wall calendars are going the way of the VCR, newspaper, and CD player. Yet Howard expects people to pay $25 for one today.
     
  12. Bye You!

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    sounds correct to me :dontknow:
    other than being in the passive tense.
     
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    A bad "Photo by Howard" calender is a steal at 24.99 in his mind.
    He is doing us a favor by letting us purchase something with "His Name" on it for on 25 bucks and we should be grateful.
     
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    They're essentially begging for people to pay money to prop up Beth's ego. I haven't listened to a new show in a long time but I still regularly listen to old shows. He used to rant endlessly about Imus's cancer ranch and about people like Rush Limbaugh selling chotskies (sp?).

    It doesn't seem possible for someone to be so self-unaware. It almost seems like some elaborate Benjy-concocted bit at this point.
     
  15. GaryPuppet

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    So if i dontate $23 bucks, i dont get a calendar right?

    So it isnt a donation then. They are selling these calendars for a fixed price.

    Bullshit.
     
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    ...elias. :evil:
     
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    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I got the following private messages/neg rep from this thread:

    Send me a picture of your delicious cock to : schmoopy@oreck.com. Make sure it is hard and fully visible. Spit on it to make it shiny too. Thank u ~ Schmoopy <3

    srs about that shit ~ Schmoopy <3
     
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    Elias, but it is ok b/c it is going to provide much fun and funny photoshop posts here.
     
  19. tHISisKiSSeL

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    elias paid for that shit how many months ago? and he still hasn't gotten it?

    that's very shitty and would give me pause if i had any intention of buying it, which i don't.
     
  20. PI Nate

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    In lieu of actually donating money, wiggy has donated his time...

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