Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 16, 2014.
I call shenanigans.
Charged up=boner meds
No way she doesn't have an avatar attached to her texts. Fake!
They probably aren't even in the same house..but Beth sure shot down that verbal foreplay fast.
Beefus - I smell like kitty poo
This is the fake story
Yeah. I think Benjy wrote that one for Wiggy. Not fun or funny.
Or babysitter porn..
Bullshit, that txt was meant for ralph
1. Give impression we still live together.
2. Give impression I can still get a boner.
3. Give impression that I am straight.
4. Give impression that Beef does something with her days and actually touches the cats outside of holding them for twitter photoshoots.
5. Give impression that our "relationship" is one long romcom to attract that 30 to 50 yr old woman demo.
I'll give him a B for effort, F for execution. At least this is a NEW, creative way of shoveling their bullshit.
I doubt this was a genuine/real conversation. They plan and fabricate everything. " Lets say THIS! This will be so cute! Okay, ready? Don't forget to mention that thing about smelling like kitty poo! "
Kitchen is code for down at the polo field picking dried jizz out of her hair.
charged up is from watching someone counting money videos
Bang means go to the Dawgshed.
Smell like kitty poo means to smell like kitty poo
Of course. They don't live together.
Strange she doesn't have an iPhone.
I see the bullshit flag is flying high over chimney manor this morning. So many lies in one exchange. Beth has no idea where the kitchen is, Howard is not charged up for any woman, and there is no way beth is cleaning litter boxes. The only thing honest in that exchange is Howig having no clue where Beff is.
Wouldn't the text be green if she didn't?
Charged up = I've been watching cuckold porn all afternoon
Yep. They are pathetic. No one who knows anything about them ( which outside of us here at Dawg's and a few die-hard Wiggy sycophants is about 2 ppl ) believes their relationship is real at this point. They know they need to do something to keep up the image that Wiggy is a happily married, straight man - and that Beef is not a waste of skin to keep Wiggy's "career" as a television "star" going.
All I can think of is there is kitty poo in the kitchen...eewwwww.