Stern Show PIC: Jackie's Jetty spotted in the water by Apple Maps

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You're now using satellites to stalk people? :facepalm:
     
  3. BrulesRules

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    I would if Vanessa Hudgens was sunbathing naked in the back yard.
     
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    ...it looks close to shore.
     
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    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt

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    Which of the nearby houses were the ones he used to own but had to sell off to pay Nancy in the divorce so he could keep that one?
     
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    da fuck is a jetty?
     
  7. SlowAdam

    SlowAdam misunderstood/forgotten wackpacker

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    looks like a raft float or floating dock. thought a jetty was like a rock/sand formation you can walk on that starts on the coast and juts out into water

    edit: right robin?
     
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    Does he still have 5 shitty houses, or has he downgraded to one shitty one?
     
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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Right

    But

    It's Jackie Martling's boat
     
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    Roland Schwinn *Likes reported as of October 14, 2016 Gold

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    I love when you act all put off by GP, then proceed to post more than anyone else in his threads!
     
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    It's always there, he swims to it and another few miles every morning...
     
  12. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Big fan of Jackie Martling. Good for him.
     
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    That's weird, most people love their family or friends or sex with a woman

    Each his own though
     
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    You LOVE it?
     
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    yeah, IDGAF about that.
     
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    During the discussion of his annual Jetty launch party in the year 2000 Jackie explained how it is anchored out in the bay but is then brought in for the winter and freshly resealed for the next summer.

    Not a dock at all. Completely different.
     
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    Hello 911 this is jokeman, my jetty is missing.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That sounds awesome. I wish I could do that every morning!
     
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    F Timmy
     
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    Taxes on that joint have got to be at least $20,000 a year.
     
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