Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jun 16, 2014.
Jason Biggs definitely married up. She is way too hot for him.
If it's any consolation, it won't end well.
She's fucking insane. He seems like a real douche, too.
Jenny Mollen went crazy in Hollywood and it worked for her.
There was the time she tried to hire a hooker to have a hot threesome with her husband. Or the time when she told her spouse to try to get it on with her best friend — while she listened in.
Then there was the time she seduced one of her husband’s female stalkers. Or the time when she tweeted about her newborn son’s penis size and flashed her milk-engorged breasts.
That’s life for actress Mollen, wife of Jason Biggs, who has turned her brand of only-in-Hollywood craziness into a collection of funny essays, “I Like You Just the Way I Am,” out this week from St. Martin’s Press.
“I don’t pretend I’m not crazy,” says Mollen, 34.
There’s no way she really could, so it’s probably better to embrace it — like she does with the hooker three-way story in the book.
“I was just trying to be exciting,” Mollen says. “I got off on it being my idea. I got to organize a caper.”
Mollen says she asked her friend Chelsea Handler to help her find a “birthday whore” to share with Biggs, best known for “American Pie.”
Handler recommended a masseuse, and Mollen booked her, thinking she was a “masseuse” with quote marks and not an actual person who does massages for a living.
The doorbell rings and there’s Mollen in a sexy bra and panties and Biggs in the bedroom with a bottle of Dom Perignon and three glasses — and a professional massage therapist protesting that she’s prepared only to manipulate muscles, not genitals.
So, no happy ending there. But the story has one, or maybe more than one.
Jenny Mollen and hubby Jason Biggs at the 'Orange Is the New Black' premiere at New York Botanical Garden
“It just strengthened my will to get a real hooker,” laughs Mollen, who eventually did just that in Las Vegas.
In another frolic, she convinced Biggs to come on to a close female friend in the passenger seat while she hid in the back of the car under a blanket.
“My friend is something of a man-eater who only dates pretty boys,” Mollen explains. “I told Jason she would never go for him. That drove him crazy.”
Biggs made his move, but the friend was so appalled she tried to jump out of the vehicle while it was still moving.
The leader gets the girl.
Doesn't matter. She's been befouled forever by Biggs.
You married women could learn a lot from this broad about how to keep your husband happy and home.
I would actually be worried if my wife were arranging for hookers. Just a matter of time before it goes bad with that kind of wiring
Just saw her nip pic on her twitter as well. I approve these titties
classic case of bipolar with a dash of borderline personality disorder
I don't know. They look a little odd to me.