PIC: Oh what a day! Loved my book signing at Costco in Riverhead.Hand hurts #worthit #biancasf

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Posed.

















    There's no one there.
     
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    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Fucking arm warmers?? Just wear a coat, you dopey skeezer!!
     
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    ...she hurt her hand but it was worth it because beth is simply selfless. "that girl is a givah"
     
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    The first time she was ever in a Costco.
    I'm sure the lines rivaled the Private Parts and Miss America signings.
     
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    wrist warmers cunt.
     
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    I hope she bought a 55 gallon drum of pickles for Howard to stick up his ass.
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    She's still plugging those horrid arm warmers? I could make some just like that if i cut up my long sleeve Tshirt.

    This outfit isn't as bad as the Summer dress, but a short sleeved sweater? C'mon.

    PLUS what is up with that black and white mary jane dress in the promo photo? She's too old for that dress. By about 30 years.
     
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    At least she didn't wear a summer dress. It was rainy and miserable in NY today.
    Does she have something against long sleeves??
     
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    ehh.. shouldn't K. A. Alistir be the one signing these books?
     
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    Look at all the books stacked up behind her :lol:


    #wishfulthinking
     
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    Beefus proves that you can convince yourself of anything if you say it - or in her case, TWEET it - enough times.

    Fucking ponderous, man.
     
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    Alisonsbankacct Out to lunch.

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    I hate those hand warmers so much I want to challenge them to a duel
     
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    It looks like there's a lot more copies of the Yoda book on the table behind her - no chance of running out of them today like she claimed at the Bookends event.

     
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    Ahahahahha!!!!
    I have some lovely hand warmers that I bought in London. They are beautiful.
    These look like she just took an old sweater and cut them out of it.
    Idiot.
    As the rain fell today, I laughed and laughed.
    :giggle:
     
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    She's awful but I would still power wash that dope's rump with my fuck sauce.
     
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    Looks like they had to call in some extra help for crowd control!

    I was about to ask how she hurt her wrist because she wearing an ugly elastic wrist wrap, but now I read that everyone keeps referencing her warmers?? :facepalm:

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    "Attention Costco Shoppers... Don't forget to visit our deli department where we are featuring Boar's Head Lunch Meats on a beautifully wrapped 22 lb deli tray...Be sure to stock up on rock salt for those Winter Storms when you visit our garden department... For the Star Wars fan on your Christmas Shopping list, stop by The Costco book section to pick up a signed copy of Yoda and meet Beth Stern, star of TV's Late Night With David Letterman."