PIC: OK, just sent this email to Marci Turk...

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    It was the only trick Pig Virus never tried: all it took to tame Howard was red hair and a decent rack.
     
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    You forgot ugly, lazy and disrespectful.
     
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    Dear Mr. Puppet,

    Thank you for your input regarding the Howard Stern Show. Our brand has evolved, our target audience of homosexuals, upper middle aged Jewish housewives, nursing home residents and the mentally challenged do not care for such vulgarities especially "muff muncher"and "butt pirate". As a result we have cleaned up our act and feature stellar interviews wih the likes of Carol Burnett and Beverly Johnson. I'm afraid Mr. Puppet that the views you have expressed in this email require me to tell you that your Sirius account is now "around"


    Getting things done,

    Marcie
     
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    I would say " Fuck you Turk , you are not my fuckin mother and your not my boss "
    :hehe:
     
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    Fuckin animals.
     
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    Maybe he should have joined a cult
     
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    Howie's next big interview booking:
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    Adam Corolla is on next week.

    Probably going to spend the long weekend at Howard's place in the Hampton's
    schooling him on how to do a podcast since that is Howard's future.
     
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    Someone hijacked GP's account. He didn't ask Marci for sex. What have you done with the Puppet!?
     
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    Angie Everheart is smokin hot.

    Marci Turk, ummmmm, no thanks.
     
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    She won't reply, but I bet she's already called IT and HR.
     
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    Well, she's not Angie, but she's certainly fuckable. I'd fuck her to death, Mr. Garrison-style.
     
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    I know you're busting balls, GP, but blaming Marci Turk for the state of the show is like blaming Jason. It's all Howard. Nothing but Howard.
     
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    :spit: :jj: :thumbup2:
     
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    fucking Gary. if I was a chick i would let you smash my gash :jj:
     
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    Funny Puppet, but it's not her fault. This is what Howard wants and he obviously thinks she can help him usher in a new era.