PIC: Quote from Emily Stern on HER IMDB page!

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    That's some bizarre shit to put on IMDB. Fuck her.
     
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    Maybe that's the only way she can talk to her so-called "father."
     
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    Just in case he only ever looks at Beth's comically inflated IMDB page, someone should maybe do Em a solid and tweet Howard her link. Here's the link that goes straight to her quotes:

    http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5178158/bio?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm#quotes
     
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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    ha.
     
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    I'm thinking you're probably right because his quest for A-List acceptance,being PC and looking after his retarded wife's endless needs cant leave him any time for his kids.
     
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    My kids they are around....
     
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    telecaster Get Yer Ya Ya's Out

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    In the trivia section they need to add:"Has enormous, hairy bush and loves scissoring."
     
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    :lol:
     
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    She is calling him out. He did a shitty thing and on top of that manhands Beth gets his money.
     
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    "Living this character on the radio, there's only so much you can say, 'It's not me' before you embody it."

    What about the character he's currently living on the radio? The one who lusts after 9-inchers, quizzes every male guest and caller about his length, has guys come into the studio to expose their penises ("for George"), flirtatiously called gay people "God's gift to the world" when speaking to a gay man whose friend brought him in for the news, devotes an unusually large amount of air time to championing gay issues, and only has sexy/slutty heterosexual women in the studio these days to shame them with the "I'm dumber than a box of rocks" game? How long before he embodies that radio character? (See below for answer.)







    (Answer: Once his parents die he will reveal the real Out of the Closet Stern.)
     
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    She's gotta have Gabe Kaplan in a headlock with her legs down there, eww
     
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    And their step-siblings are all cats. :bigcry:
     
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    We can only hope that there is a book in her about her relationship with Howard, her mother and Beth. Unless he made his kids sign a gag order. LOL!
     
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    He wont let his former employees talk about him.

    So theres no way in hell he will let his kids do that.
     
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    :giggle:

    I cannot help but wonder if the three Stern girls listen to the inane Instagram vids of Cuntaroo perseverating on saying "Hi" to her kitties and laugh. They probably laugh together and say "Dad married such a golddigging, stupid twat."
     
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    I would be the first to buy a copy. But I'm sure they know their "every day's fuckin' Friday, bro" lifestyle will come to an abrupt and permanent end once their checks from 112 Productions come to a screeching halt.
     
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