PIC: Selena Gomez wears short shorts

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Jul 24, 2013.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Would smash.

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  2. AGT Blows

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    One day the Mexicans will out number the humans.
     
  3. F Vick

    F Vick Stuck up cunt Banned User

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    those sandals are retarded
     
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    So is her boyfriend.
     
  5. Icculus

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    you owe my fading boner an apology. have you seen Spring Breakers?
     
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    I think that's already happened in Cali:mexican:
     
  7. Rodney21a

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    Best thing about it is that you know Bieber is such a fag she is probably still a virgin. I think she fucks him with a strap on.
     
  8. GaryPuppet

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    She'll be fat by 30, but she looks fantastic right now.
     
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    I'm so conflicted on this issue. Want to smash

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    but that baby face makes me feel like


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    If she doesn't have to shave to wear em I'm not interested
     
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    :pedo:
     
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    Def would smash
     
  14. Rob0729

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    Her mother isn't fat and she just had a kid. So odds are good that Selena will have a rockin body at 30.
     
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    He has a baby dick, so even if he did fuck her, she is still a virgin.
     
  16. Droog

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    Hispanic chicks always look fantastic while young then ((( ))) by the time they're 30. There are exceptions, but the rule seems to be pretty reliable. Then again, so is looking at a girl's mom. There's no better indicator of what they'll look like in the future than looking at their mom.
     
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    +rep
     
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    You would fuck an ant hole
     
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    Better hope that spanish chick doesnt have a kid. Its all down hill from there.