Stern Show PIC: Simpleton Claus makes another Sunday morning delivery

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Dec 20, 2015.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    "Robin, it's all about portion control, I take a bite of pizza and throw the rest away, other people eat the whole slice"
     
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    "Simpleton Claus" :spit:

    And a supposedly adult woman quoting from Peter Pan.
     
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    Cat being throttled by large man hands - check.

    Petrified feline body pressed firmly into forehead covered by ridiculous knit cap - check.

    Eyes closed in over-the-top show of faux emotion - check.

    Semi-mongoloidal family ready for adoption - check.


    Pretty much your standard weekend for Beef.
     
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    • bethosternRaz is home!!!! And yes... You can follow him!! Wait til you see his new forever brother Joey!!!! You will melt!!! To follow Raz and his new brother Joey: @raz_burry ❤️
     
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    I didn't see you post. My title is more descriptive. Doesn't Beth look like she is in her own little world and totally oblivious to the people around her.
     
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    You've said it all !
     
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    Why is that woman going for her snatch ?
     
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    " Well look at you "
     
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    In Beef's bottomless pit of narcissism, the family members are merely props; objects to be posed with - just like the cats.
     
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    Yup. I see a breakdown coming.
     
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    going by how big those girls are I doubt that will be the last worthless black creature brought into that home



    I feel bad for insulting that kitty cat here
     
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    Shes so amazing she shits chocolate ice cream
     
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    With whip cream and a cherry on top.
     
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    She fostered a kitten and then delivered it to a new family? What a nice lady!

    Thanks for sharing this heart warming story!!!!
     
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    They look well fed, I suppose there's no danger in them eating it.
     
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