PIC: So this hottie on Howard's favorite show...

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Gets out of the limo and tells the bachelor...

    "Hi, I'm Kaitlynn. I know your name is Chris. You're a farmer
    And you can plow my fucking field any time!!!"


    I think we have a front runner already.


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    5 tattoos = will put out in the car before they even begin their first date.
     
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    AND she's a dance instructor ... puts out before even asked out.
     
  4. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Then another broad tells this joke in front of the other 29 girls...

    Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party?

    He was looking for a tight seal.




    Most women were appalled. Then a dumb blonde say... "wait, what? I dont get it."


    LOL
     
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    anal
     
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    Pretty sure she has a nose ring too
     
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    you know the flair promo where he lists a bunch of cities and the claims when ric flair comes to town you know good things are happening?? he then does a slow wooo after it i think

    you got a link a to that?

    seriously I've been looking for that for some time now
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    @LawyerLarry

    @wife is a whore
     
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    i don't know what any of this means but i sure hope it ends up with me finding that ric flair video
     
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    Nikki growing a tail

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    They go through a mental health screening before they are accepted to be on the show. That's kind of scary. I guess a few nut jobs slip through.:ulove:
     
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  12. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Dawgshedwiaw@gmail.com VIP

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    That is the way to go. Then you can be relaxed on the date and enjoy yerselves.
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Not guilty.....wait, wrong thread

    Hot!!!
     
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    I just heard a funny joke the other day.

    A guy walks into a bar that's filled with a bunch of nice looking chicks. He orders a beer, and tells the bartender, "I can fuck any woman in this place that I want." The bartender asks him, "what makes you so confident?" The guy answers, "I'm a rapist!" :rs:
     
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    Girls are so whorish now a days! I just wonder what percentage of the regular chicks you walk by on a daily basis are totally whored out with naked selfies of themselves on their phone. :bigthink
     
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    Nah, those are her niece and nephew, I think.
     
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    If they're under 45 my guess is 99.9%.
     
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