PIC: What the hell happened to Oscar winner Mira Sorvino?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Is she still alive and just her career is dead?

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  2. bennymuso

    bennymuso Italian by name, British by nature Gold

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    She still looks hot.
     
  3. JoeyDoubles

    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    She fell off the radar....which means Gary will try to book her soon.
     
  4. aerostern

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    Very hot and moist...
     
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    Rockside7 VIP Extreme Gold

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    Is that a recent picture?

    Would still bang.

    I loved her during the Romy and Michelle High School Reunion years.
     
  6. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    She could use a Howard teeth whitening job from Dr. Kauffman.
     
  7. JoeyDoubles

    JoeyDoubles Well-Known Member

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    Thanks GP!!
     
  8. John Coktoaston

    John Coktoaston Well-Known Member

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    What about Paul Sorvino? What has he been up to? :bigthink
     
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  9. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    This shot is from 2014

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  10. HypocriteHowie

    HypocriteHowie VIP Extreme Gold

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    This pic cited as 2014 makes her look as if she has "a nice set of those baloney tits".

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    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
     
  11. Ta Ta Toothy

    Ta Ta Toothy Well-Known Member

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    Nah. She has to be irrelevant for at least 30 years for Gary to book her for the show.
     
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  12. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    She is working on tons of things per IMDB.

    Still looking good for age 47.
     
  13. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    She's had four kids since 2004.
     
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    Same thing that happened to Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio

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    The face is showing some city miles but, that rack is still glorious.

    Would still bang in certain, low light conditions.
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    I'm thinking "HAPPY TRAIL LIKE A GODDAMN BRILLO PAD"
     
  17. LobsterTails

    LobsterTails Well-Known Member

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    As well as being extremely hot she is also pretty clever having graduated Magna Cum Laude from Harvard and can speak Mandarin Chinese fluently.

    She has also graced the covers of some exclusive magazines.
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    at last she has a career. Not hosting kitten bowls...
     
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    Women in Hollywood - As soon as they become known as The Next Big Thing, the clock starts ticking - In triple time. There are literally a thousand other equally hot and talented women waiting in line for The Next Big Thing to take a year off, get picky with scripts, go on sabbaticals, get married, have a baby, and then.....What ever happened to my career?
     
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    Top 5. I would kill entire villages to get to bang her.