PIC: What would Howard say about this new Arizona Diamonbacks stadium dessert?

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  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    The Churro Dog is a warm cinnamon churro sitting inside a Long John chocolate-glazed donut, which is then topped with frozen yogurt, caramel and chocolate sauces. Its estimated calorie count is 1,117.

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    His head would explode.
     
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    He would have a portion of 3 grains of sugar off the churro.
     
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    THAT'S CURRRRAAYYYZEEEE!
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Send over two of them with a large Hawaiian Punch.


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    It should only have a schmear of whipped cream.
     
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    How much is that beautiful concoction?
     
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    Robin, smart people who have something going don't churro dogs.
     
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    Only degenerates that ride roller coasters would eat something like that.
     
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    $8.50


    Actually quite reasonable considering what a beer costs at most professional sports venues.
     
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    Damn, that looks enticing but is it worth skipping the next several meals for?
     
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    :lol:
     
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    "Wh... Who does this Robin!? It's cuh-raizy! Portion control! No one needs this. Have a few almonds, MAYBE a cup of hot water with a mint leaf as a treat! But this, this is no good. Mayor Bloomberg had it right Robin. What's this Fred? Oh yes, 'Mama Mancinie's Meatballs! These are fantastic Robin..."
     
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    I'm going into diabetic shock just looking at that thing.
     
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    Why eat something like that when you can have some uncooked salmon slices and water with mint leaves?
     
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    Well, at least they kept it healthy by substituting frozen yogurt for ice cream.
     
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    WHAT DA FUQ ¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿
     
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