PIC: What's with Howard's droopy eyes?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by GaryPuppet, Aug 19, 2014.

  1. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    What's with Howard's droopy chin?
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Why the long face?
     
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    It's from wincing when he takes it in the can

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  5. chapped

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    his grandfather has a full head of thick black hair
     
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    Droopy dog laughs at howard eyes
     
  7. HPMikesLazyEYE

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    He's old as fuck.
     
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    Mike Huntslooce Maker of Champions

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    It must come from sucking cock and too much anal. All of that constant squinting while biting pillows has finally taken its toll (allegedly).
     
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    The drooping is a natural effect from the weight of all the cocks that have been in his mouth. True story. :toptip:
     
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    Howard is ugly, he should just embrace it. his life would be easier.
     
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    Look at those injected lips.

    :lol:
     
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    They're following the direction the loads he swallows are going
     
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    Eye implants are next on the list.

    They are real eyes Robin..
     
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    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    You're just a jealous little bitch, Gary Puppet! Howard is hawt.......and looks like a teenager.
     
  15. Jayla

    Jayla Doopy do! Gold

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    He used to not that long ago. Remember that? Odd that he decided to try to become a sex symbol at 58.
     
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    when menopausal women lose weight, their skin starts to sag.

    his portion of almonds is killing his skin tone.
     
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    It's the gravitational pull of that nut sack chin........
     
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    mothra1orbit Autologous Rage

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    Howard, you're a homo.
     
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    It's because he's always tired from waking up at 4am everyday.
     
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