PIC: Who'd you rather? Uma Thurman or Paris Hilton?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    Uma. Skanks on herpes meds scare me.
     
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    Uma. I don't think I would survive all the things that have to be crawling around inside Hilton.
     
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    c. ethan hawke
     
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    Uma's tits are huge now, but she has man hands. Paris has aids, I guess I'd take Ethan Hawkes sloppy seconds, he's my favorite Actor the man can do no wrong, The Purge and Sinister were really good and Training Day.
     
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    Paris. Uma looks great for 43, but she shit out 3 kids...that vag is beat up.


    EDIT: I'm not factoring in the possible AIDS.
     
  7. KDK12

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    I changed my mind Paris, she was good in House of Wax plus she hates blaeks. I read somewhere that her mom taught her how to give blow jobs and fuck like a champ. Paris, Paris, Paris
     
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    going by those pics, paris.
     
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    that's fucked up. fucked up and hot.
     
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    Paris.
     
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    that's the article I googled it, good read gave me a chub
     
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    Uma. All day long.

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    Uma tig ole's would be so much fun, but Paris works the peen like a PRO (see her porn vid for proof).

    If there's zero chance of catching something from Paris I'd go that route - but in the real world I gotta pick Uma.
     
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    Can't believe no ones posted the tit shot Uma gave us in "Dangerous Liaisons"..........Saw it when released, The whole theater gasped out loud men and women when she took her top off............
     
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    Uma
     
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    Either! I'll take what I can get!
     
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    Uma by light years.
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    thanks. i'm saving that for some late night reading.