PIC: WIAW what foul things would you do to Dani D from American Pickers?

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  1. GaryPuppet

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    For starters.....I'd bathe her rather heavily.
     
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    She is pretty cute but those tats. Ugh!
     
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    Seems like a cool girl. Too many tats though.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep

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    Hit with shovel?
     
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    Drama queen. Possible smoker.

    On the other hand, I think it is highly possible she would grind you to dust in an act of carnal lust.
     
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    I don't watch the show very often, but Dani seems like a nice girl. I sometimes forget she has that massive chest tattoo and mistake it for a healing bruise at first glance.
     
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    She does zero for me physically.

    I can usually find something attractive in anyone but, I'm struggling with this one.

    Maybe she's a good conversationalist?
     
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    I HATE chicks with tattoos, they look like they have B.O. That being said, I'd fuck the shit outta this chick.
     
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    I would request that she take a long hot bath, then I'd stick my cock in her asshole.
     
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    I think she is into that roaring 20s pin up type girl scene. But all those gals I have ever seen didn't have heinous tattoos all over.

    Such a shame.
     
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    Yes that fffffffucking yellow tattoo! Yeccccch!
     
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    I'm with the majority. The tattoos ruin her.
     
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    If B.O. bothers you then the shit you fuck outta her is really going to make you wretch.
     
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    :gross:
     
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    Make her clean my house, run errands, and yard work.
     
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    ...i want a beautiful girl that god made, not a tattoo artist.
     
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    I think she's cute, the tattoos would be hard to get used to though. I can see a little one on the shoulder or the ankle, but on the chest is a bit much.